Friday get paid, get laid. Also how to deal with Plan B.

So it’s the weekend, which means its time to get wild and crazy, kids. (like that little slip of pop culture anyone, eh eh?) I just want to send out a friendly reminder to stay safe with this condom advertisement:

Now, Warning: my next message doesn’t have anything to do with Condomi AT ALL.  Just so you all know. However, this advertisement does make me think that my condom is going to pop as easily as a bubble. Which reminds me of a story… My experience with thin condoms hasn’t always been a good one. Yes, some do feel quite good, others don’t feel any different, there’s still a condom in me, and then there are the ones that just don’t do the job. For example, tojan ecstasy. I’m sure some of you have had a fine experience with this kind, but every time I’ve tried it out, it breaks! And you know what that leads to? An unfortunate series of events….

Ultra thin ecstasy condom turns into ultra stressful misery time. It breaks. Kind of cool for a second when I get to feel cum inside me, gotta love that, but that doesn’t last for long when I remember I’m not on birth control anymore. First, figure out where to go to for a situation like this in a town I haven’t been to since I was a small child when these things weren’t an issue.  Next, stomp through the snow.. in big bear.. to the car.. in the wee hours of the early morning.. to Walgreens.. only to find that is it closed. Go back to the cabin and don’t get any sleep because of stress. Stress then helps to be awake for when Walgreens opens back up again. Take pill, stress. Take the next pill, stress. Wait a few days…

Best.Period.Ever.

Sigh of relief when you get that early Christmas present of red panties. Smiles all day. Then bitch about your cramps the next day.

I almost regret writing this post because this message is not intended to worry or stress anyone about getting their love thing on this weekend. I only encourage more lovin’. And safety. Have fun folks. Experiment a little, yeah?  Yeah!