In only one week I’ve had two “see Jon Hamm naked” disappointments. For those of you who don’t know, Jon Hamm plays Don Draper on the television show Mad Men and is also the main FBI agent in new Ben Affleck film, The Town.
First Disappointment:
My boyfriend and I were at dinner on Friday and planning on seeing The Town afterward. We were getting all psyched about seeing the movie and he said “you are just excited because Jon Hamm has a nude scene.” Shocked and pleasantly surprised, I jumped in my seat and got all wide eyed. “Really!?”
“No.”
D:
Second Disappointment:
I was on Nerve.com and saw an article with the title “Jon Hamm Used To Work In Porn.”
I thought yes, this is karma to my boyfriend for his original lie. He really DOES have a nude scene!
But no, karma against me for getting too excited. Yet again, my voyeuristic yearning was taken away. He worked in set design.
