I currently am interning for Em & Lo who just wrote a post about how to have sex with a vampire.
After reading this I was reminded of that sparking-refridgerate-for-a-more-dead-feeling vampire dildo people were talking about awhile ago.
With the inspirations mentioned above, I had to go looking for a male vampire sex toy. Low and behold – it too exists.
Sex In A Can Succu Dry from none other than Fleshlight (who, by the way, now have signature textures based off celebrity adult sex film stars and DIY.)
So folks – pop in your True Blood (or Twilight?) for some fantasy flavor, whip out your vampire personal pleasure toy and succyo self dry?
Dude. Seriously? This is kind of fucked up. I just wish the vampire fad would go away…
Yeah, I’m kind of over having a new Vampire TV show/movie come out ever month…. as for the sex, if that’s your thing, I’m all for it haha.
Oh man, I have wanted the sparkly dildo forever! EDDDWAAAARRDDD!
well if you ever get it, let me know how it is! Even though I’m not a big Twilighter – I’m still curious haha.